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Sunday afternoon in the library. The awkward science which comes from not having had a weekend murder to accuse anyone of committing.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Niche Extracurriculars

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Pole Vaulting Club

Actors' dispute.

The Butlers Ball.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Late again.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

"I think he must have had a death wish"

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association."

Frosty Had It Coming, See?

'Baskerville, that's right: The Hound killed by Sherlock Holmes was one of my ancestors...'

'Where were you the opening night of murder mystery dinner theater?'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

'He's also been scalped, which suggests to me that the killer may still be in this room.'

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'