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'Any thoughts on cause of death guv?'

'Never mind WHOdunit - HOWdunnit?'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

'Did he say anything before he died?'

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Einstein's Conspiracy theory of relativity