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'Co-operate, and we just might drop, 'in cold blood' from your charge.'

The Anti-Agent

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Director/Action Man toy.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Horror movies

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Housekeeping?!"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"