Mystery Movie Buff Gifts

Mr Potato Head homicide.

'Co-operate, and we just might drop, 'in cold blood' from your charge.'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

The Anti-Agent

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Director/Action Man toy.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.