Mystery Series Buff Gifts

The Anti-Agent

vaccine wars.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Television Readers.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Bermuda Triangles

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

The Philip Marlow family

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

The Da Vinci Cod

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Tunnel of TV