Mystery Series Buff Prints

Alan Davies.

The Anti-Agent

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

vaccine wars.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Bermuda Triangles

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

The Da Vinci Cod

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

The Philip Marlow family

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'