Tv Series Buff Gifts

"Okay, now cry."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

The royal families are feuding. I don't know who the victors will be! It's a guessing game of thrones!

"The bad news is you're looking at 25 to life. . . the good news is it's given me a great idea for a new docuseries."

Waiting For Superman

Leonard Nimoy

'The fool couldn't find anything wrong-obviously doesn't watch 'Casualty'.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

Natalie Dormer

Box sets: Brexit - All the TV debates plus analysis!"

Applique Blinders

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Homo Zapiens

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV