Tv Series Buff Mugs

"Okay, now cry."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"The bad news is you're looking at 25 to life. . . the good news is it's given me a great idea for a new docuseries."

Waiting For Superman

Box sets: Brexit - All the TV debates plus analysis!"

Applique Blinders

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Homo Zapiens

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Tunnel of TV

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

Woman and TV.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'