Television Buff Gifts

'...recommended by 4 out of 5 quacks!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Characters in TV sets meeting.

Couch Potatoes

'Today let's start with a list of actors who were never nominated for an academy award...'

'OK, dad, but this is the last time I'm going to show you how to set the parental controls.'

'Cave TV.'

Bill Cosby

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the Game.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Woman dusting around her couch potato husband.

'Why don't they send all celebs to far flung places and not broadcast it?'

'The economy IS in bad shape -- Oprah's giving away ball-point pens!'

'I hear the murder was remote control-related.'

Golf on TV

'I gotta go, Jezebel. My soap is coming on: 'Nine Lives to Live'!'

'I suppose you expect me to talk?'

'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'

Wolf howling to moon on the television.

Middle East Enders

David Letterman

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

The Widescreen Television Gets Wider

Weather report, "Seems like it's going to be one of those days."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'The F.C.C is really getting tough...You never see Sam Kinnison...Chris Farley or Rodney Dangerfield on TV anymore.'

'And on the sofa we have a funky punk and a junky hunk.'

"Ex-Foliate!"

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"You haven't seen my name on the CNN crawl line, have you?"

Rylan Clark

Television content warning.

Another Soft-Porn Dating Show

"HDTV?"