Tv And Movie Buff Gifts

'The sixty inch comes with our exclusive hide away plan.You're welcome to hide away here until your wife calms down.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

No-Work Orange

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Stand-up Romcom

Cut!

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."