Tv Show Buff Gifts

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Okay, hold that cogent legal point until we're back from commercial.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

Pop star weather report.

'As her punishment, Martha Stewart will have to share a cell with Oscar Madison, the slob of 'The Odd Couple'...'

Tramps watch television programme: 'Ready Steady Soup Kitchen.'

TV talkshow: 'You've heard the owl's version...we'll bring out the cat!'

'Both, as an actor, and an actor playing a doctor, I heartily recommend Springdale Wines!'

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"Face it Frank...Groundforce didn't get your letter!"

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

'You're lucky, Benny. We don't get The Fish Channel at my house.'

"It's a new show called 'Five Average Guys Attempting to Talk about Anything Other than Sports, Work, Cars or Politics,' and it's absolutely hilarious!"

"When's the actual series?"

"Oh please, Mr. Ed's my father. And besides, I've got a doctorate."

"We don't have health insurance, but we allow you to watch Dr. Oz on your break."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Snowman watching 'The manman'

Donald Trumps Personal Keys-To-Success List.

'Do you remember 'Pot Black', Chesney?'

"Welcome back to GN/BN-TV! It's the top of the hour, and as usual, we've got some good news and some bad news for you!"

'Mr Wallace, isn't it true, that in reality, your show is only forty-six minutes without commercial time?'

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'If you think we should take out his spleen, call this number now...'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'Objection, Your Honor, opposing counsel is getting more closeups.'

The Grazy Bunch!

The New Philosophy Sitcom: Sartre Trek, Boldly Going Nowhere.

'That dog makes fourteen thousand dollars a week. Doesn't that tell you anything?'