Tv Show Buff Prints

Ant And Dec,

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gok Wan

'Okay, hold that cogent legal point until we're back from commercial.'

To catch a predator: Animal planet edition,

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

Larry King at the Spanish Inquisition.

Pop star weather report.

'As her punishment, Martha Stewart will have to share a cell with Oscar Madison, the slob of 'The Odd Couple'...'

Tramps watch television programme: 'Ready Steady Soup Kitchen.'

TV talkshow: 'You've heard the owl's version...we'll bring out the cat!'

'Both, as an actor, and an actor playing a doctor, I heartily recommend Springdale Wines!'

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

"Face it Frank...Groundforce didn't get your letter!"

Dog watching 'Watchdog'.

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Richard Hammond.

'You're lucky, Benny. We don't get The Fish Channel at my house.'

If God had meant us to spend our evenings watching 'celebrity pets'...he wouldn't have given us viagra.

"It's a new show called 'Five Average Guys Attempting to Talk about Anything Other than Sports, Work, Cars or Politics,' and it's absolutely hilarious!"

"When's the actual series?"

"Oh please, Mr. Ed's my father. And besides, I've got a doctorate."

"We don't have health insurance, but we allow you to watch Dr. Oz on your break."

"I don't know about you, Tonto, but I can't remember our theme music changing from the William Tell overture to smooth Jazz!"

"...well next time you stop to re-define your world domination plans, don't do it in a clamping zone."

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Failed TV Remakes: The Dating Game. Okay, now Google bachelor number two.

Gloria wants us to go on the "Dr. Phil" tv show for relationship counseling. I know he would side with her, so I said the only way I would go on is if he agrees to call me "Mr. Lance."

Tonight on The Price is Right! Three people compete … to the death. Animal Planet brings you the gruesome mating dance of the preying … CNBC stock analysts, Jane Ponziskeem and Chuck Boughtman. You two both see, to agree the President's tax … Calamity was the most apocalyptic thing that ever happened in the history of the inner solar system. The devastating impact blew much of the earth's crust into orbit. After millions of years, it all coalesced to form ... Disney. The company now owns much of

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Snowman watching 'The manman'

Donald Trumps Personal Keys-To-Success List.

'Do you remember 'Pot Black', Chesney?'