Television Drama Buff Prints

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

Television Readers.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Tunnel of TV

Homo Zapiens

Succession 2

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"If I were you, I wouldn't change the channel!"

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Woman and TV.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"