Tv Drama Buff Prints

Waking the Dead.

'If real hospitals were like TV hospitals, we'd all have genital warts.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

Succession 2

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

The Goethe Life.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Pop star weather report.

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Waiting For Superman

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"To invest or not to invest. That is the question."

"I wish school was more like TV."

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island