Tv Comedy Buff Prints

'Dave got a bunch of cowboys to install our digital TV. Now all we can receive are old westerns.'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Wow, they make us seem normal.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Backfire

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Cat Hecklers

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Beware of the frog"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."