Tv Comedy Buff Gifts

'Dave got a bunch of cowboys to install our digital TV. Now all we can receive are old westerns.'

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

Gilligan's Elevator.

'Wow, they make us seem normal.'

Backfire

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Miami Mice

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom