Tv Buff Humor Gifts

'We always watch your programs!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Cat Nip.

Backfire

Television Readers.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

'He does lack social skills.'

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Bloody hell!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

The Golfing Accident

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Cat Hecklers

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'