Tv Buff Humor Mugs

'We always watch your programs!'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Backfire

Television Readers.

Cat Nip.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Cheeze Wiz.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'He does lack social skills.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

The Golfing Accident

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Wedding disaster #27.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'