Classic Comedy Buff Gifts

Backfire

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Beware of the frog"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Draw!

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

Miami Mice

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."