Vintage Comedy Buff Gifts

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VII

Backfire

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

Miami Mice

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."