Vintage Comedy Buff Pillows

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VII

Backfire

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

Miami Mice

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'