Classic Comedy Buff Prints

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all,'

Backfire

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Cat Hecklers

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Draw!

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Miami Mice

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.