Classic Entertainment Buff Gifts

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Television Readers.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Horti-Culture

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Steve McQueen

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Scotch and water musick."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Can't Touch This

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Jimmy Cagney.

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Homo Zapiens

Tunnel of TV

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?