Classic Film Buff Gifts

Sid James

If Rick Had Been A Building Contractor

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

'Modem Times,'

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'I don't recall Pamela Anderson playing sister Maria.'

Federico Fellini.

Hollywood - the early years

'Are you sure that's Dad? He looks more like the Invisible Man.'

Cars at the drive in.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."

Groucho Marc Anthony

My Fair Lady Twitter

'The poor guy dropped dead from a heart attack... Talk about irony!'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

'Mr. Rick won't be flying out tonight. His airline filed for bankruptcy.'

Barbara Streisand

'It's going to be a painful meeting for you, so take a slug of this rot-gut coffee and bite on this #2 pencil.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Meet Laurel and Hardy.'

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

'I think you should move out, Charles...I'm masterpiece theatre and you're Charlie Chan at the circus.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

W.C. Fields

Carole Lombard caricature

Rita Hayworth caricature

Steve McQueen

Peter Lorre caricature

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ... '

Christopher Lee...a tribute

Sir John Gielgud.

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