Classic Film Buff Gifts

Sid James

If Rick Had Been A Building Contractor

'Modem Times,'

'Are you sure that's Dad? He looks more like the Invisible Man.'

Hollywood - the early years

'Mr. Rick won't be flying out tonight. His airline filed for bankruptcy.'

'It's going to be a painful meeting for you, so take a slug of this rot-gut coffee and bite on this #2 pencil.'

Cars at the drive in.

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

'The poor guy dropped dead from a heart attack... Talk about irony!'

Groucho Marc Anthony

"Yeah, well, I'm not sustainable either."

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Road closed

Christopher Lee...a tribute

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ... '

Peter Lorre caricature

Carole Lombard caricature

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Meet Laurel and Hardy.'

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

Fiends reunited

"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

'I think you should move out, Charles...I'm masterpiece theatre and you're Charlie Chan at the circus.'

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'Rocco, are you listening?'

'Sorry but I just used the last one I had.'

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

'Mr. Kong?'

The Bride of Frankenstein

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"You're still in bed?"

Sisyphus and Laurel and Hardy