Entertainment Buff Gifts

'So far I've got Sacramento Kings, L.A. Kings, Kings of Leon, Kings of Comedy, King of Rock 'n Roll...Have I left anyone out of your trademark infringement suit, sire?'

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"Think you could get me on 'Amercan Idol'?"

Madonna

'He salivates.'

Just when you thought we couldn't sink lower than the WWF, we get the Mexican version.

Happy Eurovision!

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

David Blaine

Two Clowns, They want us to dum down!

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Man stands by the backstage door selling medical equipment that can be used as an excuse to get in.

'What do you mean stop him - he's become the main attraction.'

The Croucho Club

TV stage door

'It's a sign of the times -- they just built a Starbucks on Sesame Street.'

Ronni Ancona.

TV and cleaner

returns queue...

Charlie Sheen

Zac Efron - actor

Meat Loaf

"Your new show is an affront to human sensibilities. I smell winner!"

"Our new TV has a universal remote control."

"The Academy aint gonna like that... that slap will resound around the whole world!"

Jubilee Coverage: Biased, Boring, Cringe-Worthy

"I should have watched more Bridgerton."

Stephen Fry

"How weird - for a moment I forgot what Marky Mark did for a living."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

Doing the Macadamia

Witness protection programming.

Can't Touch This

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

I wonder what it says about our society that we consider reality shows escapist entertainment.