Entertainment Buff Prints

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"Think you could get me on 'Amercan Idol'?"

'He salivates.'

Just when you thought we couldn't sink lower than the WWF, we get the Mexican version.

Happy Eurovision!

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Two Clowns, They want us to dum down!

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Man stands by the backstage door selling medical equipment that can be used as an excuse to get in.

'What do you mean stop him - he's become the main attraction.'

The Croucho Club

TV stage door

'It's a sign of the times -- they just built a Starbucks on Sesame Street.'

TV and cleaner

returns queue...

Zac Efron - actor

"Your new show is an affront to human sensibilities. I smell winner!"

"Our new TV has a universal remote control."

Jubilee Coverage: Biased, Boring, Cringe-Worthy

"I should have watched more Bridgerton."

"How weird - for a moment I forgot what Marky Mark did for a living."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

Doing the Macadamia

Witness protection programming.

Can't Touch This

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Bang gun vs. real one in competition

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Not having cable is not child abuse.'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

Entertainer.

The writers' stroke is over. Stay tuned for new junk.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Man at Image Inc: 'I've been typecast as a fat, bald white guy- what can you do for me?'