Entertainment News Buff Prints

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"They grow up so fast."

Benedict Cumberbatch

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Cut!

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Stand-up Romcom

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Silence of the Chickens...