Tv Show Buffs Gifts

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

The Meeting of the Minds Debate.

'It sounds like Scully and Mulder!'

Judge The Weather

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

'... Is the wrong answer - sit down and await execution'

"You're on restroom doors all over the world. Talk to me about what that's like!"

The corona ranger

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Television Readers.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Love is when you watch television together.

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Love is when you watch television together.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."