Magical Mystery Buff Gifts

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

The Final Selfie

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'Ha Ha! Stop seeing astrally and look behind you, Bob!'

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Uncle Sam and the CIA.