Discovery Buff Gifts

As is often the case, many of the world's great discoveries are accidental.

The First Stairs

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

If you see something, say something.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Early accounting scandals.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."