Universe Buff Gifts

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Yes, the astrophysicists are right: You ARE made of stardust. But you still have to wait for the green light, just like the rest of us.

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Not now, Oliver."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

How am I abducting?

The Philip Marlow family

The Family Joules: Part 22

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."