Universe Buff Mugs

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Yes, the astrophysicists are right: You ARE made of stardust. But you still have to wait for the green light, just like the rest of us.

The Anti-Agent

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Not now, Oliver."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

How am I abducting?

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The Philip Marlow family

The Da Vinci Cod

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Flying in Formation.