Celestial Buff Mugs

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Glimpses One Dollar

Asteroid Bennu

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Hymns - Optional Extras

Mars Rover

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

'Look Zork, those damn kids are 'Earthing' us!'

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

A boast of ghosts

"All hail Lord Zog, Ruler of the Galaxy!"

"Why do eras always end on Friday the 13th?"

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"