Mythical Creature Buff Mugs

"Could it be the one you're hiding from is you?"

"All the cremating means fewer zombies."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Knight Golfing

Fishing Tales

Warrior Woman

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Catasaurus

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Snowyphus

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

The Final Selfie

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Knights of the Square Table.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Vampire Bat

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"