Creature Feature Buff Mugs

The next damn Batman.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

"Hugh fans!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Hysterically laughing monster.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Born of the Dead

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Godzilla vs. Himself.

"In a strange way, General, we may have brought all this upon ourselves!"

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"