Ancient Times Buff Mugs

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Hysterically laughing monster.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

Hello, everybody! We're back!

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

The evolution of men

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"I'm a rock? Wow. Um... thanks. But all the cool kids have sticks now!"