Ancient Times Buff Mugs

' I thought I'd call my invention 'the Wheel' - What are you going to call yours?'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Hysterically laughing monster.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

'What's the matter with them? I thought you said you'd been here before.'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

The evolution of men

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

'That's gonna be a big job, boss.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

What shoddy workmanship - this road was only built 300 years ago and it already has a pot hole!"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."