Prehistoric Period Buff Mugs

'On second thought, let's gather.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

The discovery of asparagus.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The First Kite

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"