Prehistoric Era Buffs Mugs

"Mmmmmm....meat and two veg!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Verbal Orders

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Kit makes an appointment

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

The evolution of men

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."