Prehistoric Era Buffs Gifts

"Mmmmmm....meat and two veg!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Verbal Orders

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Kit makes an appointment

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Is the fire included?'

Planner at work.

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Hello, everybody! We're back!

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

The evolution of men

"I'm a rock? Wow. Um... thanks. But all the cool kids have sticks now!"

Caveman about stone wheel: 'I call it 'zero'.'