Prehistoric Buffs Gifts

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

Ancient Racing

The discovery of asparagus.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Geekasaurus.

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'