Prehistoric Buffs Gifts

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

Ancient Racing

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"It's an Eyesaur."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.