Prehistoric Times Buff Gifts

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

'Only I can prevent forest fires? What's fire?'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Is the fire included?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Prehistoric Pirates.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...