Prehistoric Period Buff Gifts

'On second thought, let's gather.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

The discovery of asparagus.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The First Kite

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.