Prehistoric Era Buff Gifts

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

There were originally four musketeers. He said that the pen is mightier than the sword.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The First Kite

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"