Prehistoric Era Buff Pillows

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

The First Kite

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Verbal Orders

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"