Imperial Era Buff Pillows

Second Anglo-Afghan War- Parliament Recalled

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

A Macaroni in 1772

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Missing You.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Knights of the Square Table.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Verbal Orders

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

Kit makes an appointment

"One of you go see who's at the door."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Is the fire included?'