Prehistoric History Buff Pillows

I told you we should have gotten the maintenance agreement.

Dinosaurs tail getting set on fire by neanderthal.

It would take another million years before it dawned on Santa that the club wasn't really appreciated that much.

Pre historic undercover agents - "Hey, look here... This guy's been wired-up all along!"

"Honey, do you want hunter, gatherer or both on your pizza?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

International Women's Day

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Flags

"What's a patent?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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