Prehistoric Life Buff Pillows

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"And you'll be a man my son!"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'How's that, Umpire?'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"