Stone Age Buff Gifts

"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

A stone age tire swing

Art Gallery

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

Of Mice and Men.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Knights of the Square Table.

'Very funny!'

Verbal Orders

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

Kit makes an appointment

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."