Neolithic Buff Gifts

"Yes, but is it Art?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

A Macaroni in 1772

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Of Mice and Men.

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Knights of the Square Table.

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

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