Bluff Buff Gifts

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

The Vineyard

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Champagne Bubble

Of Mice and Men.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'I'm all in.'

Champagne Tasting.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

A little fizz?

"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Spider Clown.

A monkey in a suit

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

Dog

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

'You'd never guess he was the boss by the way he plays poker.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Boy saying he loves geography because all his possessions are produced abroad.

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Trevor's nose is running."